Mr.Pate is working tonight, so I am roaming stores in search of a certain type of coat/jacket that I am only semi-certain exists anymore. This brings me to my point: I am incapable of shopping at Forever21. The proof follows:
1. I have never, not even once, bought something from Forever21.
2. Everytime I walk into that store, I immediantly feel overwhelmed and undercool. There are soooo many options and I do not understand the layout at.all.
3. All of the clothes are so cute that I feel my normal Joe-schmoe life will not do them justice. And they all look so tiny.
4. There are always a million young girls who are pencil thin and painted up perfect in there. Ick.
I could go on and on... But you get the point. Thanks Forever21, I was really in need of a good "don't feel cool at all you dork" type of night. You never disappoint.
- Mrs.Pate via my iPhone